King of awkward situations
The Hotelier - Your Deep Rest
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constantbalancexvx:

I called in sick from your funeral.
The sight of your body made me feel uncomfortable. 

nothing will ruin your 20s more than thinking you should have your life together already.

I need to write this on every wall of my room. (via thisyearsgirls)

Truth.

(via mirahxox)

chefredux:

eatpussylivehappy:

its always a good time to eat pussy

Always

I just like this selfie a lot.

I just like this selfie a lot.

young-chop-a-veli:

😂😂😂

young-chop-a-veli:

😂😂😂

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters